• Hi yes don’t mind me I’m just sleeping inside your backpack

    Hi yes don’t mind me I’m just sleeping inside your backpack

    #chief  
    #dog  

  • 2 hours ago
  • heatoise:

    *sees a dog*

    me: holy shit

    (via absolutelydelightful)

  • 1 day ago
  • bombing:

    assassinboygregory:

    bombing:

    hey what’s up

    It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

    thanks

    (via absolutelydelightful)

  • 1 day ago
  • stretchmark1:

    *gets on one knee to propose to you*

    *sees that your ankles are ashy*

    *gets back up*

    (via pkhubarr)

  • 2 days ago
  • mashedpotatoesandcellophane:

    crazycritterlife:

    This is the best

    he looks like a sesame street monster

    (Source: best-of-memes, via pkhubarr)

  • 2 days ago
  • cinabonjovi:

jvstxn:

realwonders4u:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Lmao!

what was the song?

drunk in love I think lmao

    cinabonjovi:

    jvstxn:

    realwonders4u:

    kay-vis:

    troyxleonardo:

    With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

    What in the hell is Lorde doing?

    Lmao!

    what was the song?

    drunk in love I think lmao

    (Source: ohsoswiftly, via pkhubarr)

  • 3 days ago
  • deadliftprincess:

As a rape survivor who is being personally victimized by this person, I’m asking for help from my fellow followers

    deadliftprincess:

    As a rape survivor who is being personally victimized by this person, I’m asking for help from my fellow followers

    (via pkhubarr)

  • 3 days ago
  • worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

CHARLIE

    worldofthecutestcuties:

    I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

    CHARLIE

    (via nonomella)

  • 3 days ago
  • 
We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

    We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

    (Source: donatellavevo, via carasala)

  • 3 days ago
    4 days ago
  • topographygo:

    neshasha:

    There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

    haha u go lil bun
    fight the power

    (via absolutelydelightful)

  • 4 days ago
  • friends + texts posts (insp.)

    (Source: dcrossgeller, via f-r-i-e-n-d-s)

  • 4 days ago
  • mosefest:

lillicy:

This was my last year birthday cake… So precious

Friends: take note

    mosefest:

    lillicy:

    This was my last year birthday cake… So precious

    Friends: take note

  • 4 days ago
  • How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

    • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    • Man: I never filled out an application.
    • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    • Employee:
    • Man:
    • Employee:
    • Man: Fuck you, slut.
  • 4 days ago
  • Last night

    I fell asleep at 5 PM and woke up at midnight, still wearing my name tag and my jeans, with chips and Cheez-its in bed with me. I finally got up around 1 AM and decided to make chicken nuggets for the next two hours.

    What kinds of choices am I making.

    #what  

  • 5 days ago